Saturday, May 2, 2009

Quotations

When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns.
Raymond Chandler (1888-1959)

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
Ogden Nash (1902-1971)

It is not true that life is one damn thing after another, it is one damn thing over and over.
Edna St. Vincent Millay (1892-1956)

When there are two conflicting versions of a story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.
H. Allen Smith (1906-1976)

I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience, most of them are trash.
Sigmund Freud (1856-1939)

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
H.L. Mencken (1880-1936)

Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union.
Joseph Stalin (1879-1953)

Philosophy is to the real world what masturbation is to sex.
Karl Marx (1818-1883)

If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
Diogenes the Cynic (412-323BC)

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